The inhabitants of “Fran Bow’s” fantastic world are as companionable as a night-time romp with your stuffed animals — one of the game’s selling points is even the “50+ interactive unique characters with unique personalities.” Unique personalities!
Sad and hilarious failures in courting the opposite sex.
Edit: It’s come to my attention that this is a fairly high result up there on the Googles for the search “Arimnaes,” a fact at which I LOL HEARTILY. I have a confession to make; all of the crushes I am writing about in the sister post to this are made up people, and the […]
“Hets” by Ditto is a rainbow-rific platform shooter in a magical land of bugs and unhealthy anger coping strategies. Using a heavy-quotations “rifle” end-heavy-quotations, you must trek through 16 randomly generated levels disposing of evil statues and more hostile alien creatures than you can fit in your grandma’s sock drawer, collecting upgrades along the way. Also featuring a review of the much-more-appealing Murder at the Residence Gudul by Sparklin Labs.
The series expectedly becomes a monster-of-the-week spiel for as long as the other diary owners decide to keep revealing themselves, which is fine because the goofy supporting cast is the show’s single strength. The issue is when many of the short-term contenders are dead or nullified, Mirai Nikki can no longer play footsie with the more complex unresolved plot threads, which the writer is about to handle catastrophically.